DRINKS

Sticker Art Drinks 32oz

LOS TOXICOS  13

Tamarindo flavored margarita topped with cherries, salsaghetti and a Tamarindo stick 

EL 956 CUHH   13

Tropical flavored, rum, topped with fresh pineapples, trechas y chamoy

LA PENDEJA  13

Cherry lime flavored topped with salsaghetti, cherries and lime

EL WESLOCO  12

Refreshing tropical flavored drink made with rum and pineapple, topped with fresh pineapple chunks. 

(Available at the Weslaco location only)

Specialty Drinks 20oz

LA SANDIA    10

Tastes just like the real thing! Refreshing, fresh watermelon flavored topped with watermelon 

EL BORRACHO   15

Cuidado! This is the strongest drink of the house. Made with a combination of vodka, tequila, whiskey, gin & rum

EL CAMARON   11

Our own Michelada mix with your choice of beer topped with chamoy, house trechas, dried shrimp and olives

Frozen Drinks 20oz

LA MACETA 12

Our very tasty and delicious mangonada mixed with mango flavored vodka, tequila, topped with mango chunks, chamoy stick, chamoy and trechas

EL GORRITO 11

Our own version of a frozen and very tasty piña colada topped with a slice of pine apple

EL NOPAL 12

Just like a chamoyada at the raspa stand, but with cucumber chili flavored tequila topped with pickles, chamoy stick

La Paloma Chingona   75

Paloma served in a 160oz cantaro.  Served to groups of 3 or more 

 

 

 

 

Cervezas (tax included)

 

SELECT DOMESTICS 4.50
BUD LIGHT              
BUDWEISER

MICHELOB ULTRA 

MILLER LIGHT         COORS LIGHT       LONESTAR

YUENGLING FLIGHT

YUENGLING LAGER

 

IMPORTS & MICROS 5.50
DOS XX                    
CORONA

CORONA PREMIER PACIFICO

INDIO                        VICTORIA

MODELO                  BOHEMIA 

SHINER BOCK          STELLA ARTOIS

HEINEKIN                 SMIRNOFF 

SMIRNOFF APPLE   TECATE

WHITE CLAW 

TOPO CHICO SELTZER

MICHELOB ULTLRA GOLD

 

CRAFT 6
FOUR CORNERS: EL CHINGON 

KARBACH:  CRAWFORD BOCK

Drinks & Cocktails  

MARGARITA  8

Traditional margarita on the rocks made with house tequila 

GRAN MARGARITA 10

Traditional margarita on the rocks made with Patron Tequila 

PALOMA  8

Grapefruit juice, tequila, lime juice and salt 

CARRETA  8
Tequila, lime juice, club soda

LA SIRENA    8

Our ocean, blue specialty cocktail full of fruit juices & rum topped with pineapple 

 

EL BARRIL  8

Cucumber/lime flavored margarita 

EL SOL   8

Our take on a traditional “Vampiro”; Tequila, grapefruit juice, sangria

LA DAMA  8
Martini; your choice of watermelon or 
cucumber flavor

SPIKED LIMONADA   8

Fresh agua fresca spiked with vodka

 

HORCHATA Y HENNY  10

Horchata blended with Hennessy and a hint of cinnamon 

EL VALIENTE  10

Our take on an Old Fashion with your choice of whiskey

EL PERICAZO  8

Suerte's version of a Mule.   Made with vodka, ginger beer & lime

Shots & Drop Shots 

LA BICHOTA  6
Pink Starburst flavored 

EL PERREO  6

Refreshing blue raspberry flavored 

EL CATRIN  6

Tastes similar to a white gummy bear

LA TOXICA  6

Our version of a green tea flavored shot 

EL DIABLITO 6
Tamarindo vodka & Chamoy flavored 

EL PAJARO 6
A favorite among our guests. Tropical, coconut flavored shot 

LA PERA 6
A little fruity & sweet, tastes better than the real thing!

EL MANGOLON  6
Mango flavored shot 

EL PARAGUAS  6
Cucumber flavored shot

EL PALETERO 8

Our version of a mexican lollipop shot 

EL BIRTHDAY SURPRISE  8

Cake flavored topped with whipped cream, candle & blow horn

LA MANZANA 8
Shot of apple whiskey dropped into a half glass of green apple flavored Smirnoff 

LA BANDERA 10
Line ‘em up! Shot of Don Julio Tequila, lime juice and sangrita

Buy a round of beers for our kitchen staff!       10

Taxes  included in prices above unless specified otherwise.

15% automatic gratuity is added on all parties 4 or more &/or on tabs of $100 & up.

There is a credit card processing fee on all credit card transactions.