DRINKS

Sticker Art Drinks 32oz

EL TIBURON  13

Electric blueberry lemonade topped with cucumbers and mini sharks

ES BRITNEY B!TCH  12

Tasty blue margartia topped with fresh pineapples, trechas y chamoy

EL 956 CUHH   13

Tropical blend with hints of strawberry, rum, topped with fresh pineapples, trechas y chamoy

LOS TOXICOS   13

Tamarindo flavored frozen margarita 

LA PENDEJA    13

Similar to a cherry lime slush, but with alcohol!

El GPI 13 

Peach, tamarindo flavored topped with peaches, spaghetti candy, chamoy and trechas 

EL RAKE IT UP  13

Cucumber flavored, vodka, topped with fresh cucumbers, salsaghetti, chamoy & trechas

YO PERREO SOLA  13

Sweet coconut lime cherry flavored topped with fresh pineapple, chamoy & trechas

EL WESLOCO  12

Refreshing tropical flavored drink made with rum and pineapple, topped with fresh pineapple chunks. 

(Available at the Weslaco location only)

Specialty Drinks 20oz

LA SANDIA    11

Tastes just like the real thing! Refreshing, fresh watermelon flavored topped with watermelon 

LA SIRENA    12

Our ocean, blue specialty cocktail full of fruit juices & rum topped with pineapple 

EL BORRACHO   15

Cuidado! This is the strongest drink of the house. Made with a combination of vodka, tequila, whiskey & rum

EL CAMARON   11

Our own Michelada mix with your choice of beer topped with chamoy, house trechas, dried shrimp and olives

LA CAMPANA  12

Horchata blended with Hennessy and a hint of cinnamon

EL ARBOL/ESCLAWLERA   12

Delicious Smirnoff OR Whiteclaw (your choice) preparada made with vodka and topped with gummies, sour strips, trechas and chamoy 

SPIKED LIMONADA   11

Fresh agua fresca spiked with vodka, topped with strawberries and dressings

La Paloma Chingona   75

Paloma served in a 160oz cantaro.  Served to groups of 3 or more 

 

 

 

 

Cervezas (tax included)

 

SELECT DOMESTICS 4.50
BUD LIGHT              
BUDWEISER

MICHELOB ULTRA  MILLER LIGHT

COORS LIGHT         LONESTAR

 

IMPORTS & MICROS 5.50
DOS XX                    
CORONA

CORONA PREMIER PACIFICO

INDIO                        VICTORIA

MODELO                  BOHEMIA 

SHINER BOCK          STELLA ARTOIS

HEINEKIN                 SMIRNOFF 

SMIRNOFF APPLE   TECATE

WHITE CLAW 

TOPO CHICO SELTZER

MICHELOB ULTLRA GOLD

 

CRAFT 6
FOUR CORNERS: EL CHINGON 

KARBACH:  CRAWFORD BOCK

DOS XX FLAVORED

BEST MAID PICKLE BEER 

Frozen Drinks 20oz

LA MACETA 12

Our very tasty and delicious mangonada mixed with mango flavored vodka, tequila, topped with mango chunks, chamoy and trechas

EL CANTARITO 11

Our twist on a strawberry daiquiri made with vodka, topped with strawberries 

EL GORRITO 11

Our own version of a frozen and very tasty piña colada topped with a slice of pine apple

EL NOPAL 12

Just like a chamoyada at the raspa stand, but with cucumber chili flavored tequila!

 

 

Drinks & Cocktails $8

LA FRESITA

Strawberry margarita served in a strawberry shaker

EL BARRIL
Cucumber/lime flavored margarita

EL COTORRO

Our version of a Paloma; grapefruit soda, tequila, lime juice and salt 

LA LUNA
Pineapple, jalapeno flavored margarita

EL SOL
Our take on a traditional “Vampiro”; Tequila, grapefruit juice, sangria

LA ARPA
Tart flavored with club soda, lime juice, vodka, topped with trechas, salt & a chamoy stick

LA BOTA
Our take on a traditional “Carreta”; Tequila, lime juice, club soda

 

LA DAMA
Fruity, tasty drink with blends of cucumber and watermelon flavored vodka 

 

 

Shots & Drop Shots 

EL DIABLITO 6
Chamoy flavored tequila shot  

EL PAJARO 6
A favorite among our guests. Tropical, coconut flavored shot 

LA PERA 6
A little fruity & sweet, tastes better than the real thing!

EL PALETERO 8
Our version of a mexican lollipop shot 

EL MANGOLON  6
Mango flavored shot 

EL PARAGUAS  6
Cucumber flavored shot

LA MANZANA 8
Shot of apple whiskey dropped into a half glass of green apple flavored Smirnoff 

LA BANDERA 10
Line ‘em up! Shot of Don Julio Tequila, lime juice and sangrita

LA RANA  8

Our version of a Sexy Alligator; Jager, melon

 

Tax not included in prices unless specified

15% Gratuity will be added to tables of 4 or more guests

And/or on tabs of $120 or more